1. You can take a shower or use the bathroom without an audience when you have kids under 5.
2. The magic marker in your toddler’s hair, ears, nose and clothing will come right out.
3. You’ll get eight consecutive hours of shut-eye once the baby starts “sleeping through the night.”
4. You won’t mind puke, poop and snot at all when it’s your own child’s.
5. Your child would never use her sleeve as a Kleenex.
6. Once you have children, you’ve got this thing down pat.
What myths would you add to this list?
*Your* children will *never* pitch a fit in public! You’ll never be one of *those* moms who lets their kids get away with that!