This is where you come in. I need help with this oh-so-important decision, so I’m counting on you, my readers, to help me out with this by leaving a comment telling me which one(s) is/are your favorite(s).

Here we go. (This is in no particular order, by the way.)

1.  Careful, or you’ll end up in my NOVEL.

2.  I am an instrument of change — I write.

3.  Deadlines amuse me.

4.  The voices are getting louder. Must be time to write.

5.  WRITER’S BLOCK: When your imaginary friends won’t talk to you.

6.  bad grammar makes me [sic]

7.  Obey the muse.

8.  Books may well be the only true magic.

9.  How To Write Good: Rule #4 — Avoid clichés like the plague.

10.  Don’t read this shirt. It’s only a draft.

11.  I write, therefore…I’m broke.

12.  NOT NOW! I’m on deadline.

13.  I prefer my own worlds to this one.

14.  Eschew obfuscation.

15.  Oh, this is SO going in my next novel.

16.  Writers create immortality.

17.  Instant writer: Just add coffee.

18.  Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

OK, so what do you think?

For even more fun, I’ll send the person who leaves what I deem the most amusing comment a surprise gift. Woo hoo!